Loony CAL's Wheel of Fortune

Introducing...
LOONY CAL’S WHEEL OF FORTUNE


Here’s how it will work! Before the start of every month, in the Discord server, a bot will randomly select 2 artists, players, and/or songs to receive either a reward or punishment.

Both the rewards or punishments will have a scale of how impactful they will be.

A reward can be as simple as receiving a bonus from your label group and getting an extra $1 million or having your song featured on Obama’s “Best Songs of…” list and get an insane chart boost.

While a punishment can be as simple as your artist breaking their bones and not being able to do promotion for 3 days, or your artist having a sex tape leaked which severely hurts their career.

Loony CAL's Wheel of Fortune will have the power to make massive smash hits, or kill a hit before it even began to pop off.

In any case, the purpose of Loony CAL's Wheel of Fortune is to make the game exciting and add an element beyond the basic bookings & promo.

Either way, this is for fun. Don’t be offended or give up because you receive a severe punishment. 99% of them will not go beyond a month, so it will be very easy for your artist to recover.

Feel free to have your artists play along with their reward/punishment too. It can be an amazing creative outlet. For instance, if your artist gets exposed for something, feel free to write a TMZ article about it, or post your artist having a Twitter meltdown!

Loony CAL's Wheel of Fortune opens a world of possibilities!

REWARD:

The chosen single (that is currently charting on US iTunes) becomes the latest TikTok dance challenge. A strong sales & streaming boost is received worldwide for the month (4 weeks).

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"Come Thru (feat. Chris Brown)" - Rihanna





PUNISHMENT:

TMZ exposes that the chosen single’s (currently in the top 30 of US iTunes) most recent performance was lip synched. The single sees a decline in sales for a week (first week of January).

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"Go To Town" - Doja Cat

REWARD:

Juice WRLD’s estate approaches the chosen artist (who currently has a song out) to be a feature on his newest single from his upcoming album. The chosen artist will make 30% of the single’s revenue from its sales and streams, and will earn chart points for their artist which will go towards Year-End charts. Single will be released February 12, 2021.

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CL!




PUNISHMENT:

Following a tense disagreement, between Flux Inc. and an artist’s management, which allegedly had the management attempt to bribe Flux Inc’s CEO into artificially inflating the artist’s streams, the artist’s chosen single (which is in the top 5 of THC for at least one week in February) is REMOVED from The Hit Clique playlist for one week. The artist’s label will be refunded the price they paid for the playlist position.

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"Prisoner" - Lady Gaga & Dua Lipa

REWARD:

The chosen active* single is featured in a commercial for Apple’s Airpods Pro Max. Due to the commercial being aired frequently nationwide during primetime, it sees a strong boost on US iTunes for the entire month.

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"Finders Keepers" - Mabel




PUNISHMENT:

An ugly paparazzi photo of your artist looking disgusting will trend online. The artist’s current highest charting single sees a brief decline in sales for one week.

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Dua Lipa!

REWARD:

The chosen player’s label acquires a video of the CEO of Cash Money Records & QC Records saying something racist at a dinner party. You blackmail the CEO into removing one CM/QC single of your choosing from iTunes & Flux for one day, causing a decrease in the single’s songs and streams.

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boygenius Records




PUNISHMENT:

Piers Morgan says on Good Morning Britain that the chosen single (that is currently in the top 20 of UK iTunes) is ‘fucking rubbish’. The song declines sharply on UK iTunes..

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"heather" - Billie Eilish

REWARD:

A massive celebrity (your pick between Kylie Jenner, LeBron James, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kim Kardashian, or The Rock) agrees to star/appear in a music video for the chosen record label. Due to the celebrity’s cameo in the video, the song sees a strong rise in sales and streams. This will be a one-time credit valid until the end of Quarter 3 (September 30th).

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Columbia Records




PUNISHMENT:

After a night of partying and breaking COVID-19 guidelines, the chosen artist tests positive for the coronavirus and must begin a 7-day quarantine. During the 7 days, the artist cannot do any physical promotion for their music.

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Lorde

REWARD:

iHeartRadio declares that the chosen single (that is currently charting on US iTunes, and not peaked yet) is the ‘Song of the Summer’ and will be put in power rotation nationwide, causing a large boost in sales for the entire summer (15 weeks).

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"Pretty Places" - Aly & AJ




PUNISHMENT:

The chosen artist (that is currently in the top 20 of US iTunes) makes a social media post supporting Palestine and condemning Israel. While the post is acclaimed by Twitter SJWs, it infuriates the music industry’s biggest Jewish CEOs. That same week the artist’s highest single conveniently gets its US pure sales “filtered”.

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Keke Palmer

REWARD:

At his performance at a festival, Marshmello remixes an old song (pre-CAL) by an artist on the chosen record label. After the remix blows up on social media, it is released officially and becomes a hit in Europe and the UK. The remixed artist will make 50% of the single’s revenue from its sales and streams and will earn chart points for their artist which will go towards Year-End charts. Single will be released July 2, 2021.

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Virgin Records




PUNISHMENT:

A white supremacist commits a tragic mass shooting at an African American church in Louisiana (US). During the shooting, the gunman live-streamed his actions, and sung the lyrics of the chosen single (that is currently top 20 of US iTunes), saying it is his “favorite song”. The chosen single sees a very STEEP decline in sales.
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"Over Those Hills" - Hayley Williams

REWARD:

The chosen album has an album track go viral after TikTok star Charli D’Amelio says it is currently her favourite song on Instagram Live. The album track rises dramatically in sales and streams. The album track will be chosen randomly.

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"in your eyes" - Reece King




PUNISHMENT:

The European Commission opens an investigation into allegations that the chosen single (that is currently top 20 of EU iTunes) is riddled with hidden Nazi coded messages and propaganda. Due to the ongoing investigation, the song is deleted from iTunes in Europe from August 10th to August 15th.

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"All The Time" - Zara Larsson